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Today, while packing for a trip, my mom bumped my bag and it started to vibrate. She flew into a huge rage calling me all sorts of colourful names, thinking it was a sex toy. It was my tooth brush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70238) - you deserved it (5178)

On 05/08/2013 at 10:44am - intimacy - by oops - Canada (Alberta)

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Why is it that everyone seems so quick to judge??

#1 - On 05/08/2013 at 1:16pm by Booda_Shun

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Colorful names huh? "How dare you bring that vibrator you greenish, pinkish, orange with a tint of blue!!"

#14 - On 05/08/2013 at 1:21pm by PenguinBitch

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