Today, while packing for a trip, my mom bumped my bag and it started to vibrate. She flew into a huge rage calling me all sorts of colourful names, thinking it was a sex toy. It was my tooth brush. FML

by oops / 05/08/2013 at 10:44am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

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  • Why is it that everyone seems so quick to judge??

    #1 - On 05/08/2013 at 1:16pm by Booda_Shun

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  • Colorful names huh? "How dare you bring that vibrator you greenish, pinkish, orange with a tint of blue!!"

    #14 - On 05/08/2013 at 1:21pm by PenguinBitch

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