FML : Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked...

Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Myballshurt - / Saturday 3 August 2013 04:31 / United States - Harrisburg

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By Wizardo | 33

#5611306 - Saturday 3 August 2013 15:44

1. You're gullible as hell 2. Never trust any of your guy friends - guys are assholes 3. Ice them balls brother.

By olpally | 32

#5611310 - Saturday 3 August 2013 15:45

After you're done being in pain, kick them in the balls. Bastards.

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By ViRepz | 28

#5611303 - Saturday 3 August 2013 15:43

At least the third problem will eventually go away

PuggieKid | 22

#5611439 - Saturday 3 August 2013 17:30

Well, you learn something new everyday! Fbs OP (:

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5611455 - Saturday 3 August 2013 17:50

What are your balls made of? Reinforced steel? Eventually is a long time when your hit there

Ian7890 | 23

#5611691 - Saturday 3 August 2013 20:20

Man #1 you're just full of bad comments today aren't you?

SwaggCapone | 11

#5612267 - Sunday 4 August 2013 6:38

this fml is kind of hard to vote. On one instance its a FYL OP for getting kicked in the balls. On another note its a YDI for closing your eyes when your friends told you to

skittycat213 | 19

#5613116 - Monday 5 August 2013 0:48

#1 not if they were wearing ice climbing boots

By Wizardo | 33

#5611306 - Saturday 3 August 2013 15:44

1. You're gullible as hell 2. Never trust any of your guy friends - guys are assholes 3. Ice them balls brother.

Batterypost | 23

#5611333 - Saturday 3 August 2013 15:56

Girls tend to be assholes just as much as guys, if not more so.

ViRepz | 28

#5611381 - Saturday 3 August 2013 16:28

Everyone knows girls don't poop.

CaiDog | 20

#5611390 - Saturday 3 August 2013 16:32

^I fail to see the relevence in this comment.

slappygecko | 21

#5611393 - Saturday 3 August 2013 16:34

What you don't know about women.

iAlissa | 34

#5611411 - Saturday 3 August 2013 16:54

#26, your ignorance levels are astonishing.

Mossears133 | 15

#5611494 - Saturday 3 August 2013 18:36

Let's just meet in the middle: people are assholes.

Left4UrMum | 6

#5611725 - Saturday 3 August 2013 21:01

#29 It's fun to see the struggle. STRUGGLEWATCH

angeluv_2014 | 22

#5611729 - Saturday 3 August 2013 21:07

I've been called an asshole waaay more times then I've been called a cunt. And most of those came from my friends... very fitting to this FML.

By olpally | 32

#5611310 - Saturday 3 August 2013 15:45

After you're done being in pain, kick them in the balls. Bastards.

Ashamed_Sister | 54

#5611403 - Saturday 3 August 2013 16:45

Number one should read: MY friends are assholes, because most friends wouldn't do this.

NickKuiper | 8

#5611683 - Saturday 3 August 2013 20:15

^ I'm pretty sure assholery is common among friends. Maybe it's YOUR friends that are breaking the norm.

Ashamed_Sister | 54

#5612301 - Sunday 4 August 2013 7:18

It could be common among males. At least my female friends wouldn't do anything like this, but maybe #53 is right and males are assholes.

zenim | 5

#5612367 - Sunday 4 August 2013 9:18

That's a low blow, even for friends, ESPECIALLY for guy friends. See someone get kicked down there hurts, though not as much as getting kicked down there.

Ashamed_Sister | 54

#5635588 - Tuesday 20 August 2013 11:06

My comment got buried because I have certain standards when it comes to friends. How sad...
If #53 is correct I'm happy that MY friends are breaking the norm.

By PterodactylMan | 23

#5611312 - Saturday 3 August 2013 15:45

When you're feeling better you should kick them in the balls

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5611375 - Saturday 3 August 2013 16:24

With your eyes closed.

By Olympiakos10 | 15

#5611313 - Saturday 3 August 2013 15:45

I don't always close my eyes, but when I do, it hurts, A LOT.

Welshite | 39

#5611329 - Saturday 3 August 2013 15:54

Blinking must be excruciating for you.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5611404 - Saturday 3 August 2013 16:47

-.-

fylx100 | 19

#5612350 - Sunday 4 August 2013 8:46

How do you sleep at night? You poor, poor thing. :-/

cadillacgal79 | 32

#5999844 - Sunday 6 July 2014 21:25

@80, obviously he sleeps with his eyes open.

By MistySky | 17

#5611314 - Saturday 3 August 2013 15:46

Soo wait, you didn't already know that getting kicked in the balls hurt already? I thought that was like guy 101 or something.. o.o

Welshite | 39

#5611335 - Saturday 3 August 2013 15:56

It's actually very pleasant.

hcollins1 | 18

#5611913 - Sunday 4 August 2013 1:37

How was he supposed to know he was going to get kicked in the balls? He's probably that one friend that is gullible.

MistySky | 17

#5612198 - Sunday 4 August 2013 5:44

Lol no I meant something different. He said he 'learned' 3 things today, but he didn't actually just learn that getting kicked in the balls hurts (probably)