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Today, I was on a girls' trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy at a bar and we were going back to his hotel room together. On the way up, he asked me how much it would cost. FML

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On 03/28/2013 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Hooker (woman) - United States

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Well what did you expect? You just met the guy!

#2 - On 03/29/2013 at 4:20am by Gunnie

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Hell, set a price just to make some extra spending money. Vegas isn't cheap!

#13 - On 03/29/2013 at 4:41am by sweatypandalove

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