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Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (73259) - you deserved it (11215)

On 03/27/2013 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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Its not about the size of the boat, rather the motion in the ocean.

#3 - On 03/27/2013 at 5:14pm by mackdeezy

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Don't worry you'll always be bigger than me

#2 - On 03/27/2013 at 5:14pm by KeXu

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