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Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML
Pretended not to know what it was?
"What is this? I'm going to have to show this foreign object to the sniffer dogs, it could contain drugs."
That could have been even more embarrassing.
My girlfriend is flying out of town tomorrow. Must do this.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015