Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML
Today, to my surprise, my girlfriend accepted to try bondage, despite not being particularly turned on by it. I understood why when, after she firmly tied me up to the bed, she ate 80% of the two-person cake we bought for dinner. In front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to play a game call "bondage bingo," taking turns tying each other up in different positions, and if we can’t escape, we get to take a picture. Whoever gets the most pictures wins. After tying me to a chair, she ended up leaving me there for hours. FML
Today, and ever since I've known her, my girlfriend easily falls asleep if she lies down. We decided to try bondage on our bed, but once laying down she fell asleep. I was the one tied up to the bed frame. When she woke up, I thought it would be funny to say I could stay two more hours like that. She took it seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried bondage for the first time. After I was tied up, I discovered he has a tickling fetish, which is when I learned why you should ALWAYS have a safe word before bondage. FML
Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
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iamananglophile 18
And that's what safewords are for.
Catkam623 27
I'm guessing your not perdix because he'd have been bent over the bed with a glittery pink ***** in his ass.
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Comments (114)
alphatoomega 21
I think I'd enjoy that actually. Sorry you didn't.
KingDead 18
Bondage is great! Idk about getting tickled.. Specially to the point of pissing yourself.. That's not so cool on OP's gfs part.. She should've been teasing/pleasing him!
dr_snow_bear 29
I'm so sorry to hear this! Doing any sexually related activity past someones consent is terrible.
contentedmama 8
I don't think the gf meant it as a sexual experience but a super funny prank that got way outa hand lol Sorry OP!
SweetasCandy0609 28
how do you say sorry to the OP only to write lol at the end? that was a bit contradicting don't you think?
sig4life 18
I don't know about a prank, maybe she just wanted a golden shower.
contentedmama 8
Because the prank is funny, but it sucks he pissed himself. Why so serious?
MDTeddy 13
I would never let anyone tie me up. We don't know her so she could have just stole things and left the house.
cinderburner23 5
I don't get everyone who thinks this is funny. Tickling can be extremely painful and the laughing is just a reflex; it doesn't mean you enjoy it. Not to mention the embarrassment of pissing yourself in front of your gf and that it happened just because she thought it was funny/got turned on by it. I think if it was a girl who posted this and a guy who did the tickling, people would take this more seriously and talk about how the girl was violated.
9lashes 15
-105 this is where people come to get a good laugh. so thats probably why so many people are laughing
iamananglophile 18
And that's what safewords are for.
MrSassypants 33
Maybe the girlfriend didn't care about safe words. Also, it did not help that the safe word was "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" backwards.
friedchickenpie 14
16 - Just spent like 10 minutes trying to say it. Had to write it out. That would be "suoicodilaipxecitsilijarfilacrepus?"
Grolschie 8
Reminds me of the movie Eurotrip xD "Bring out the testical clamps! Oh Crap! Flugan basja sbiner holzeen? do u mean Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen?"
Sputnikspak 13
16 - My ex-boyfriend not caring about safewords is how I ended up getting raped. It is NOT cool to ignore safewords.
laynepuls 6
PINEAPPLES
SphinxJinx 0
70 you tried bondage before sex? Wth?? Lol or did he tie you up and let someone else rape you? You're so stupid, so you weren't ready for sex with your ex but you let him tie you up? What did you think a horny guy would do? How can there be any trust if you haven't even had sex! I don't get it!!
fymother 13
OP, are you that Jonas brother?
buddy51 23
OP, your GF is awesome!!! Be glad she went for tickling instead of the wartenburg wheel!!
VannahJane 17
Peeing on yourself in front of your girlfriend is embarrassing. That does not make OP's girlfriend awesome.
KingDead 18
I believe, he meant awesome in the sense that she went for something more subtle, rather than the -wartenburg wheel-. Which in THAT case, yes, awesome.
thosedogtags 8
Haha now that is hilarious! Maybe it's just me, but your girlfriend sounds like she's fun and has a great sense of humor. One day, you'll look back at that moment, and laugh! (:
spazz666 18
Uh. Or he'll look back on this day as the day that he completely lost trust in his girlfriend and was turned off from something he otherwise could have potentially enjoyed. But ya know, same thing right?
thosedogtags 8
It's a "live and ya' learn" kind of situation. Now OP knows that no matter how much he loves or trusts his partner, NOT to let them tie him up. Besides, there are tickle fetishes and maybe that was the only way OP's partner could express it without embarrassingly having to tell OP that she does in fact have a strange fetish. Either way, neither of us are OP and neither of us would have handled that situation in the same manner.
bfsd42 20
#79, I'm with #60 on this one. Bondage is a lot of fun, but must involve a LOT of trust for it to be fun. All op's girlfriend did was prove she can't be trusted in sensitive or delicate situations and is willing to humiliate her boyfriend for a bit of a laugh on her part. If this was me, it could possibly be a relationship ender.
mansen 15
hopefully her sense of humour extends to sleeping on the pee side of the bed... You make me pee after I warn you, you sleep on the consequences. Only fair.
Catkam623 27
I'm guessing your not perdix because he'd have been bent over the bed with a glittery pink ***** in his ass.
thosedogtags 8
Hahahah oh god, thank you for that! xD
challan 19
Noor, that's so he can keep his sunglasses on.
Catkam623 27
My only question is does he take a turn? Or just receive.
perdix 29
#5, how can you say that?!?!! It's "you're!"
Catkam623 27
Oh since we have perdix which do you use, or is it both
cb1002630 11
That might have been a wee bit much
Smashhoof 15
Tickles are the worst punishment.
pvpftw 4
Lol I love the office
Steve95401 49
She should tie you up with Depends next time.
KingCeltic77 18
Well you tried it for your girlfriend because she wanted you to. It's not your thing, but she should be thankful that you made the effort.
MisterEx 28
She then refused to lick chocolate syrup off your knob didn't she?
MisterEx 28
Hala noor. Too late m'dear. I've been watching you way before you noticed me. I now can predict your next move and beat you to it "creepy smile + stare"
cappellaaa 23
bahahaha I was thinking the same thing
challan 19
Oh OP, urine trouble now.
olpally 32
Nice one. I giggled :) haha.
Sykes_1014 0
Bahahaha! Such a simple comment but genius:) you made my day:D