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Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53202) - you deserved it (12531)

On 03/21/2013 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by ldn (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

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And that's what safewords are for.

#2 - On 03/21/2013 at 10:08pm by iamananglophile

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I'm guessing your not perdix because he'd have been bent over the bed with a glittery pink dildo in his ass.

#5 - On 03/21/2013 at 10:11pm by Catkam623

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