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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a serious argument and he stormed out of the house mad. Why? I wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of his knob. FML

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On 03/21/2013 at 6:01am - intimacy - by meeee (woman) - United States

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Would she prefer whipped cream and nuts?

#1 - On 03/21/2013 at 11:18am by HowieDoIt

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What's wrong with you? Chocolate syrup is so great, I'll bet a lot of dudes who aren't even gay would lick it off.

Not me, I'm on a diet.

#18 - On 03/21/2013 at 11:25am by perdix

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