Today, my boyfriend and I got into a serious argument and he stormed out of the house mad. Why? I wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of his knob. FML
by meeee / 03/21/2013 at 6:01am / United States / Intimacy
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Would she prefer whipped cream and nuts?
#1 - On 03/21/2013 at 11:18am by HowieDoIt
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What's wrong with you? Chocolate syrup is so great, I'll bet a lot of dudes who aren't even gay would lick it off.
Not me, I'm on a diet.
#18 - On 03/21/2013 at 11:25am by perdix
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