Love, Weird and Suspicious: That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

By JustAJokeMan - 03/03/2023 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML

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You deserved it 209

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 91 339

What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 4 100

Hiding something?

By Carolina - 16/08/2023 14:00

Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum about how “men are allowed to have female friends”, smashed stuff in the living room, for him to storm out and slam the door, making the house tremble. All I did was tell him that his friendship with his secretary made me uncomfortable. FML

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You deserved it 176

By Hopeless - 12/07/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and he was very upset, crying that he had been betrayed. He then began to explain that his friend had slept with his ex-girlfriend. I asked why he was so upset, and he said he still loved her, and really thought they were going to be able to work things out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 557

You deserved it 3 595

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML

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You deserved it 9 090

Time for a change

By Lilly - 22/12/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend is sulking and throwing things around. Apparently, the “love of his life” Demi Lovato got engaged. When I told him he’s overreacting over a celebrity and that I should be the love of his life, he punched a hole in the wall, screamed at me, and stormed out of the house. FML

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You deserved it 184

Scary

By -___- - 14/09/2013 00:37 - Canada - Montréal

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML

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You deserved it 5 646

Don't do this to me

By backtosquareone - 04/10/2011 05:22 - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

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You deserved it 44 246

By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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You deserved it 7 574

By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 11:28 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 10 103

Anderling 32

Friday 3 March 2023 12:52

I suspect it hit a nerve with him though.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 March 2023 14:31

Her milkshake is bringing that boy to her yard.

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Anderling 32

Friday 3 March 2023 12:52

I suspect it hit a nerve with him though.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 March 2023 14:31

Her milkshake is bringing that boy to her yard.

Hangryko 29

Friday 3 March 2023 15:47

It seems to be true and he is volatile. Dump him.

HokieJ 10

Saturday 4 March 2023 0:41

He's not laughing at the joke apparently

dreams2383 18

Saturday 4 March 2023 1:31

your boyfriend is interested in your friend or he's having an affair with her but it sounds like you guys are very young. probably teenagers.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 4 March 2023 3:22

Dump his ass and move on.

Rake 13

Sunday 5 March 2023 14:22

yep, definitely into her. teenage love..

FluffythePink 19

Monday 6 March 2023 0:32

File this under Example of behaviour that warrants instant dumping. Throwing tantrums is not a good trait in any partner. As to the actual reason he blew up... You hit way too close to the bone. 🤷 He's completely infatuated with this friend. Do you seriously want a boyfriend who's obsessed with someone else?