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Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43519) - you deserved it (4414)

On 03/19/2013 at 7:30am - intimacy - by soontobesingle (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Looks like you're... Barking up the wrong tree.

#1 - On 03/19/2013 at 1:44pm by Mikeskinner

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Screw the puns, that is just sick.

#9 - On 03/19/2013 at 1:48pm by acerima

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