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Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34537) - you deserved it (2576)

On 03/18/2013 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by chickenmcnuggetgirl (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

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Ba-Da-bababa, He's lovin it.

#3 - On 03/18/2013 at 5:56pm by BeccaHugs

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What a freak!

Any normal guy would want you to take a chicken nugget bath totally naked!

#15 - On 03/18/2013 at 6:10pm by perdix

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