Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML
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Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing for 5 months over. We got some chicken nuggets, but didn’t eat because he stripped my clothes off and we started having sex. Out of nowhere, he said, "I can’t do this!" and left. He took the chicken nuggets with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
Today, my girlfriend was cooking dinner. To my horror, she took the chicken out and immediately began scrubbing it with dish soap. When I asked what the hell she was doing, she stared at me like I was insane. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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BeccaHugs 17
Ba-Da-bababa, He's lovin it.
Leftspoke 6
The things we do for love lol
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Leftspoke 6
The things we do for love lol
biggestfan23 11
Even if I loved somebody I'm not sure I would be doing something as weird as that just to please them. The line has to be drawn somewhere lol
evilplatypus 38
So long as it doesn't hurt anyone, I see no harm in it. And if it's a true fetish, just imagine how..."pleased" OP's boyfriend will be.
DntLookBack 29
It may not "hurt" her but could you imagine the amount of acne you could get from having greasy chicken nuggets rubbed all over your body? ugh x_x
ZackST 6
He's lovin' it.
asdfghjklmoo 15
If it makes him happy, I'd do it. Just clean the tub first so that you can eat the chicken nuggets afterward. :D
EsotericBrent 29
64 - You mean he's "McLoving" it (not The Superbad reference, mind you)
abu4u 26
Water melon!
omgcyndaquil 23
Oh, you crazy chicks.
ladyLALAA 28
Isn't it usually the women who are meant to get clucky?
chelsearenaeee 16
I can't take people seriously when they cut out half of their face to fit their boobs in the picture.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
I don't think this is what the Colonel ordered...
BatteryAddict 11
Well you should be happy to be dating Amir, OP.
brenkite 5
Ace and Jocelyn, Ace and Jocelyn, astronaut accountants from outer space!
BeccaHugs 17
Ba-Da-bababa, He's lovin it.
chelsearenaeee 16
McDonald's should use this guy as a spokesperson
fml121785 14
And what exactly does he plan to do with 800 chicken nuggets when you're done "bathing"? That's way too many nuggets for one man to eat!
Pleonasm 35
Just don't Wing it and give him a breast too quickly, or he'll want his nuggets all over you. On the other hand, have you ever considered clucking while having some finger licking good chicken? I know, it sounds foul but it'll make the quarter-pounder over there easier to bear.
jojimugo 20
Overdid it
docscientist 9
26- you probably should've just called fowl.
Success4444 12
He needs to not put any Stock in the Chick's refusal.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
26- you're new to this part of town, aren't you? 'Over did it...' honestly, what are you like?!
isallwaysme 27
Don't be a chicken, do it
Wizzlbang 10
Indulge him, as long as he pays for the nuggets. Then maybe he'll indulge one of your weird fetishes! That's love...
ironik69 31
Hell yeah. Chicken nuggets aren't cheap. I can only imagine trying to buy enough to fill a bathtub. Where is our resident mathematician?
Catkam623 27
Approximately one imperial **** load fills about half so 2 imperial **** loads of chicken nuggets or 4.7 metric **** loads which is about 900$
ironik69 31
A thumbs up is not sufficient enough for your reply. Lmao good job.
Catkam623 27
I'd like to thank the deprived wife and perdix for the inspiration behind my reply
j_cat187 19
I don't want want to see the **** that can withstand 4.7 metric **** loads of fried chicken.
emeraldisle 30
Don't be chicken. Give it a try.
Catkam623 27
*fry
chrisbreastr0kr 11
We all have fetishes your bf has the balls to spill it. Good for him. And good for you.
keven501 12
Hehe pudding I mean...
99megster 15
I hope he's the one who will be paying for those chicken nuggets, OP.
zandalee 19
I recon a whole bath-load would probably cost about $3000... (A ****-load or two). Expensive yet interesting fetish...
nnnope 26
hey, at least it's not a ********-on-your-chest fetish
zandalee 19
Yep that one would annoy the crap offa me!
nnnope 26
wax on, wax off
speshlk37 13
What's the matter, Colonel Sanders, chicken?