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Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38032) - you deserved it (4319)

On 03/16/2013 at 2:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Moan louder

#1 - On 03/16/2013 at 6:44am by BountyBass

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Hey, sometimes relieving yourself can feel better than sex.

#2 - On 03/16/2013 at 6:49am by iLike2Teabag

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