Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML
by married an old man / 03/05/2013 at 12:57pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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I'll take dick husbands for a thousand, Alex.
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