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Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40486) - you deserved it (3921)

On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States

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Tell him to shut up and go buy you chocolate.

#3 - On 03/04/2013 at 6:50pm by iarefatal

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Yeah, OP! How dare you choose a day of cramps, headaches, bloating, and a bleeding vagina over sex!

#9 - On 03/04/2013 at 6:54pm by gracehi

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