Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
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Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
Yeah, I hate it when a penis grows out of your ****** too, it causes so much confusion.
Kal3Y 12
Thailand problems
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Comments (130)
Bella1987289 5
Well, are you?
MrBurnard 7
Did you ask to cuddle after...
B_CeouL 12
The logical answer would be that he's on the small side or that he's good at it, that she thinks only a woman would know how to hit the right spot.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Bust your nut then roll over and sleep. Question answered....
Bball_boy15 3
Tell her " you should ask this loooong dick! Alright alright alriiiiighttt"
JoeGrant 12
She "learned today"!
AKGirlinSD 20
63, my first thought is exactly yours. My second thought is that she didn't think he knew was he was doing and, instead of suggesting what makes sex enjoyable for her, she made a below-the-belt comment, putting down his manhood. I don't know which is worse.
LaLince 40
She's a bitch!
hannaaaahr 33
Well thank you very much for pointing that out!
Kal3Y 12
Thailand problems
karpoi 11
I find that so offensive, since I'm a Thai girl, but it's so funny at the same time. Hahaha.
RedPillSucks 31
Erm.... I don't get it
claudio117 12
Then you aren't old enough...
mr_sarcastic416 29
visit Thailand..... or go to some **** site and search for "Thai lady"
ShyAnn29 14
Not old enough.....I'm 31 and I don't get it!
a1f0sff 25
Then you simply don't know that Thailand is one of the places with a lot of transgenders. If you visit the country you'll see one, no matter what.
v1kt4r 13
And you KNOW!! Those are some Thailand problems.. My friends went to Thailand and come back talking about "Thailand Problems"
razzledazzle21 23
Go watch The Hangover 2.
ShyAnn29 14
I thought it was China that had lots of transgender people, apparently it's both!
IamBunghole 9
Got yourself some moobs?
gc327072 30
… like Jabba.
picante72 24
Pizza the Hut
icryevrytime 7
He got dem moobs like Jabba, got dem moooooves like Jabba.
ollie179 21
Yeah, I hate it when a penis grows out of your ****** too, it causes so much confusion.
gc327072 30
"excuse me while I WHIP THIS OUT!" *crowd screams*
Zhjonin 4
I'm near the top of the list for once!
gc327072 30
Yet this is what you post?
boofgall 16
Maybe you weren't 'up' for the occasion and that was her (rude) way of asking about it?
SWC_Penguin 17
I'd hope the OP would be able to notice that. It's the part about him not knowing that makes this one so confusing.
SApprentice 34
"Yeah, I'm sure I'm a guy. I'm a single guy."
Damian95 16
He also could've responded(and been kicked out) with, "Is it even in yet?"
Enslaved 36
Only someone with balls would say such a statement! :P
whostolemylama 12
Sometimes during sex a person is so dazed that they may say random things like "I lile your feet" or "Oh my god, if dad finds out" just to name a few..This has nothing to do with real life encounters! Moves eyes back and forth.
gracehi 31
Yeeeeeeeeah... Speak for yourself, dude.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
They're certainly dazed if they say "I lile your feet." What the heck is lile?
TheFirstSamurai 18
lile Web definitions (liling) 1. a. slîlang. holey; full of cracks. § Ûma âka liling âduh. Wamtla na slîlang na. My, your house is full of cracks....
Alleged_Cranium 7
She's seen too much **** and expects you to be grunting and groaning the whole time.
HeartOfLead 24
Hmm, this comments seems upside down.