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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35809) - you deserved it (4836)

On 03/03/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by Ihatemylife (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

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Yeah, I hate it when a penis grows out of your vagina too, it causes so much confusion.

#6 - On 03/03/2013 at 10:27am by ollie179

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Thailand problems

#4 - On 03/03/2013 at 10:26am by Kal3Y

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