Today, l took my new boyfriend to the place where my ex and I used to hook up, only to find out that my ex and his new girl had the same idea. FML
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Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
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RobinKCS 9
If he took you there, and not vice versa, it was originally his spot, not yours. You kinda deserved it.
U_GotitDude 18
You kinda deserved this one, why would you want to go to a place where you and your ex have memories anyway?
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RobinKCS 9
If he took you there, and not vice versa, it was originally his spot, not yours. You kinda deserved it.
rastamon2 6
Well all she really said was that, that's where they use to hook up. She never specifically said that he took her there.
rastamon2 6
Well all she really said was that, that's where they use to hook up. She never specified who took who there so your comment isn't an accurate reason to say she deserved it.
honeybadgerDG2S 2
She used the word if
DeathPiggy8694 7
She should have been original and taken him to their own spot
tjv3 10
That really sucks and a great way to ruin the mood. But it is kind of a YDI for using the same spot as the one you and your x used. Then again I'm from a small town in Texas so I know spots can be hard to come by. The beach is always a great spot and normally they are big enough that you can can be miles away from anyone else. So is a rock/sand pit the woods the park or the river etc etc
picante72 24
Get more creative. Be more exotic. Try the beach, a waterfall, in an airplane.
MrBurnard 7
Try public toilets, nothing more romantic and seductive
gc327072 30
Or as I saw yesterday, in the middle of a bookstore, in a cubicle, behind a cash register...
Timbuka 1
49 - Wow you seem to be running into a lot of people having public sex. I'm jealous. I'm lucky if I catch my neighbors dog humping the mail man
WaywardDaughter 26
Not everyone lives near a beach or a waterfall, and the cost of getting plane tickets might be to costly.
gc327072 30
First of all, I wasn't there, cameras were, and I stumbled upon it on /b/. Secondly, jealous?? WTF, I guess I'd prefer to do it privately.
Jennielee 6
A waterfall!? Where do you live?
AwkwardPartyBear 24
What would you expect, OP? If you and your ex used to go there more than likely he would show up at some point. Try different places to go to and have the best of luck.
chickmagnet69420 2
u have an MLP avatar...are u like 11
AwkwardPartyBear 24
That's what I thought about your spelling.
rabidpeach 5
your pony's eyes seem decoupled. one is looking straight ahead whilst one is looking towards us.
kinky44 28
Coming from "chickmagnet69", your insults don't mean much. Only 11 year olds would use the word chick(woman) and think that 69 is funny.
chickmagnet69420 2
Thank you for finally opening my eyes, "kinky44".
Supergirl1988 16
It's not even the fact that the ex might turn up, I find it kinda creepy you'd bring your next conquest to the same place you shacked up with your ex. Seems seedy!
rhysfucker 24
Cue cheesy porno music.
DingoCJ 15
Bow chicka waow waow
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
4...I LOVE your dog's face!!!!!
jaime1480 12
64- there's private messages for that.
U_GotitDude 18
You kinda deserved this one, why would you want to go to a place where you and your ex have memories anyway?
feldco1 17
If it was a bad breakup, maybe she wanted to make new memories there to not be reminded of him when they go.
TheAbstract 15
If she wanted to make new memories she should have found a spot of her own and went from there. Taking her new man-toy to the place where her and her ex fooled around to make new memories is really kind of counter productive.
PenguinBitch 43
Because she still loves him.
picante72 24
Have a foursome or try swinging.
Keevarou 17
What about... No?
HowieDoIt 21
Let's not, say we didn't, and bury you.
PincessBoff 6
48- I just think your picture goes along nicely with your comment.
RedPillSucks 31
@7 I always had problems getting on and off the swing.
stolencookie 17
If OP swings like you suggested... She would just be hooking up with her ex. o.O
nanner6206 24
Unless she didn't. And instead hooked up with his new girl.
Curtar2 18
kind of your fault. why go where you know your ex would go?
chickmagnet69420 2
Hopefully your boyfriend wasn't black. You would have to buy a lot of KFC to make that negroid happy again.
Synistiel 14
Wow way to be racist you asshole.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
#9 Hey White Power Hillbilly, please spare us your racist and dumb comments
chickmagnet69420 2
I'm just saying what you're all thinking...
Mads_1234 28
Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of "What a racist asshole" but whatever.
chickmagnet69420 2
Tough crowd...
Synistiel 14
It will be if you're racist.
chickmagnet69420 2
It was just a joke...
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Booo! Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.
chickmagnet69420 2
yeah well u like mlp so who should feel bad now...
AwkwardPartyBear 24
You- because you're a racist prick.
chickmagnet69420 2
At least i can sleep at night knowing i'm not a ******
sugarshane007 20
And here I was thinking, "Boy, its too early for any really dumb people to be commenting!" Thank you for proving me wrong.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Hey White Power Hillbilly, please keep your dumb and racist comments for yourself
jezmonster7 7
Why would you want to take your new BF to a place where you already had memories with your ex?? YDI
mangoboy1 19
Don't be boring and go to the same place every time.Make a game out of it and try a new place every time.By the time your dead you will have had sex in atleast a couple hundred different places and a few of them are bound to have been really fun.