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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

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On 02/17/2013 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Notaplacetogo (woman) - United States (California)

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Give him somewhere to go then. Turn it into a live action film.

#1 - On 02/17/2013 at 6:34am by supportcommand

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Look at the poor little fella. All dressed up, bursting out of his skin with excitement but then his buddy stood him up. Keep tissues nearby, this movie will be a real tear jerker (no pun intended).

#7 - On 02/17/2013 at 6:50am by kwyk

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