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Today, feeling lonely after my recent breakup, I put on my nicest clothes and went out clubbing with a few friends. I brought a guy back to my place, and we got intimate. It was going well, until he took off my push-up bra, then panicked and drunkenly asked, "Where'd they go?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25077) - you deserved it (48141)

On 01/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by chase (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Because obviously the best way to feel better about your loneliness is casual sex.

#6 - On 01/24/2013 at 11:58pm by jizzwold

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It's cause you deceived him with lies! Lies!

#4 - On 01/24/2013 at 11:56pm by MrHotShot22

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