Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 5:50am / United States / Intimacy
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When they talked about this in Charmin commercials, I never believed them. Learn something new every day.
#1 - On 01/18/2013 at 10:42am by HelloSirs
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He was probably too wiped out to notice the extra toilet paper. I know it stinks, but it happens. Maybe next time you should just disregard it and stop being so anal.
#11 - On 01/18/2013 at 10:49am by ElatedEarthling
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