Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML
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Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I went to move an intimate, very NSFW Word document to a secure folder on my phone. Instead, I accidentally sent it to a printer somewhere in my office building at work. I don't know which of my 40 coworkers or managers has it on their printer for when they arrive tomorrow morning. FML
Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML
Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
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Top comments
AholeCop 11
At least it shouldn't waste too much ink.
dustymuffler 5
You should put them at his door.
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dustymuffler 5
You should put them at his door.
MyEpicFail 9
First write "LOL Tiny" on the papers then put them under his door.
LittlestV 28
Don't put them under his door, put them *on* his door. Stick them all around his house, it's his own fault for being a weirdo!
a1f0sff 25
Now the question is, which neighbour.
13ky13 20
You should put them all over your neighbours doors.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Oh yes I see fun times in the future... OP consider yourself in a very good position... I would have so much fun with that
TopBanana20 11
34- I know what you meant but my dirty mind couldn't help but read that differently...
FastidiousPear 6
26 - OP should go around knocking on neighbors' doors and asking to see their penis. To, um, see if it matches the photo. Yeah! That's it!
rocketiquette 20
I'd put them on his car.
a1f0sff 25
I'm pretty sure OP shouldn't do that, 81. That's exactly what the neighbour wants.
dalink 24
If you live in an apartment complex, it could be difficult to discern who it is. So prank everyone by putting the pictures on their door.
tjv3 10
I would call the police
AholeCop 11
At least it shouldn't waste too much ink.
billyz77 24
How could you possibly know that, #2?
Charmillionaire 13
18 - Might I direct your attention to OP's username?
mistercrow 9
Kinda a "dick move" thing to say is it not? ^_^
Catkam623 27
I thought the FML community agreed to stop the thread jackings, it's madness, madness!!!
j_cat187 19
NO, THIS... IS... PATRICK!!
MrBubblez98 13
Hi Patrick
nava1210 12
109 - so, this isn't the krusty krab?
kumonsucks 7
Tsk tsk. Think about the size. #18
dawnet 5
ha, clever.
Charmillionaire 13
He's incited a neighbor war. Get the dog crap!
Tolarie 13
And the matches!
thelastavailable 13
And the petrol!
sens3sfailing 24
qnd the hungry man-eating lions! ...Too far?
Catkam623 27
No, dog eating lions are, but man eating I'd YDI that fml.
PenguinBitch 43
He's hinting you.
PenguinBitch 43
I forgot to add this: ;)
iRod_Touch 8
Post them around the street. Lol Jk don't. Unless u want to. (I probably would.)
kut17 11
And then she'll go to prison for potentially exposing minors to nudity.
Charleybelle 14
Forever registered as a sex offender
crazytwinsmom 25
Shouldn't your printer be on your secure wifi?!
license2chill 5
It wouldn't be on FML if the wifi is properly secured.. Get a more complicated password that cannot be guessed.
free2speak 14
Not everyone makes it secure. The default on most is secure but some chose to do away with the hassle of remembering passwords.
doodlecloud 26
Well that's a bit ridiculous. You wouldn't need to put the password in every time you wanted to print, just write it down for when you have to change the settings or whenever it is you need it...I don't know if you'd ever really need it. In any case, it's hardly a hassle.
comment11111 39
You wouldn't have to put a password in everytime you used it, if the whole network is protected. OP deserves it.
Maddy9111 11
blackmail... muhahaha
FastidiousPear 6
I believe the term in this case is "dongmail"
imavelociraptor 6
Or Email.... To the police.
vencku 13
Just take out the plug whenever you don't use the printer. Or have a better secured wireless.
hannaaaahr 33
It probably prints the pictures the next time she turns her printer on again, so securing her wifi would probably be a better option
mega20913 8
lol..was it that unrecognizable??
Charleybelle 14
Look at the username....maybe it was kindof looking like a thumb?
Hollzbananza 15
I actually read the fml with an emphasis on 'HIS'. But that's just me.
Mookiisfabulous 15
I would of gathered them together and go next door. Knocked on the door and put on a huge smile as he answered while handing them over saying, "Sir, I believe this is yours... Have a nice." Try hard to be calm about it and don't laugh when you walk away. Though once he shut the door burst into laughter!
wifie86 8
I agree! Could always say ive seen bigger.
Mookiisfabulous 15
Reminds me to turn my printer off so none of my neighbors print something. That too, a little side note on the picture of 'that's all?' and numbers to call in for enhance improvement.
13ky13 20
10, you would HAVE gathered them. Not would of.
Mookiisfabulous 15
Excuse my mistake... Shit happens. Bunch of grammar nazi. Dude, don't have to post it twice.