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By itsrathersmall - 15/01/2013 21:58 - United States - Fargo

Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML

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By creepedoutlady - 16/08/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 01:42 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By noosher0990 - 18/02/2010 00:30

Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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By niquey62307 - 08/12/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML

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By Crappit - 06/10/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 00:02

Today, I went to move an intimate, very NSFW Word document to a secure folder on my phone. Instead, I accidentally sent it to a printer somewhere in my office building at work. I don't know which of my 40 coworkers or managers has it on their printer for their arrival tomorrow morning. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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AholeCop 11

Wednesday 16 January 2013 8:51

At least it shouldn't waste too much ink.

dustymuffler 5

Wednesday 16 January 2013 8:50

You should put them at his door.

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ITS_SNORLAX 4

Thursday 17 January 2013 23:49

Always use protection

hanacurse 11

Friday 18 January 2013 0:37

I'm loving the username

slappomatt 4

Friday 18 January 2013 17:04

Nice. Who's is bigger?

Lord_of_Trolls 7

Friday 18 January 2013 17:21

YDI for not password protecting your wifi.

DRush_fml 12

Saturday 19 January 2013 5:57

It's unclear if it's his penis or not?

errr_21 5

Saturday 19 January 2013 22:42

You should put them in an envelope and place it in his mailbox and give him a nice suprise

abidude 5

Monday 21 January 2013 2:36

How..awkward xD

SmokeyPlague 12

Tuesday 22 January 2013 2:46

not a bad idea lok

TheMystery13 13

Tuesday 22 January 2013 3:34

You're "assuming" it's his penis?! How deformed is it?!

jewelz1012 11

Saturday 26 January 2013 3:32

Put them in everyone's mail box!

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