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Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33967) - you deserved it (6905)

On 01/07/2013 at 8:01am - intimacy - by wetsheets (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

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urine a bit of a messy situation there

#3 - On 01/07/2013 at 12:49pm by ariverperson

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Tell everyone you're a "squirter," because that's a lot sexier than "bed-wetter."

#5 - On 01/07/2013 at 12:52pm by perdix

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