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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29881) - you deserved it (2654)

On 12/26/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by geewhy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Show him if you flick him in the nuts his legs will do the same thing.

#6 - On 12/27/2012 at 3:04am by TwoStrokeKing

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This could become kinky.

#1 - On 12/27/2012 at 3:00am by omfg_creepers

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