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By  DocBastard  |  38

Sooooo...Your life is fucked because your boyfriend cares and wants to please you? Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. Fuck off.

By  Cinn_fml  |  21

For some reason I think this is really funny, maybe a bit awkward, but funny nonetheless. But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.

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By  Cinn_fml  |  21

For some reason I think this is really funny, maybe a bit awkward, but funny nonetheless. But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.

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  baileyw  |  0

you're annoying.

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  Shaebug12  |  0

that was pretty funni, 58 !

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  xGUMMYBEARSx  |  0

haha number 58.

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  nakidna  |  0

you have haters. that means you're doin something right honey! her comments are usually insightful and would be helpful in the situations.

By  DocBastard  |  38

Sooooo...Your life is fucked because your boyfriend cares and wants to please you? Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. Fuck off.

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  mike3775  |  28

Ok that made me laugh, great job Seriously, whats the FML for? It looks like he has a sense of humor in the sack, be grateful he is trying to liven it up and not just do the deed and be done with it

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  DocBastard  |  38

Chicster- OP clearly says her boyfriend wanted to be better than her vibrator. So that must mean she has and uses a vibrator. So that must mean she's into it. So no, I never considered that because I, unlike you, used my brain prior to commenting. Don't even get me started on "your" versus "you're."

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  rhu4life  |  4

Let me correct him for you then. You're= you fucking are. Your= fucking ownership. Oh and lifed is not a word. If YOU'RE going to tell someone off use YOUR proper English speaking skills and stop making us feel ashamed of what the English language has become.

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