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Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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On 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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I never understood how picturing an audience naked is supposed to calm anything for anyone, especially for a teenage boy.

I prefer to picture everyone asleep. It's closer to the truth anyway.

#1 - On 12/10/2012 at 6:55pm by DocBastard

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Sounds like you had a hard time up there.

#8 - On 12/10/2012 at 6:59pm by ICastillo

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