Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

by Anonymous / 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

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  • I never understood how picturing an audience naked is supposed to calm anything for anyone, especially for a teenage boy.

    I prefer to picture everyone asleep. It's closer to the truth anyway.

    #1 - On 12/10/2012 at 6:55pm by DocBastard

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  • Sounds like you had a hard time up there.

    #8 - On 12/10/2012 at 6:59pm by ICastillo

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