Miscellaneous, Birthday, Narcissistic parents and Surprise: Me me me! - FML

Me me me!

By Anonymous - 17/06/2026 12:00 - United States

Today, my mom showed up to the surprise party my sister planned for me on crutches. Car accident? Bad fall? Dog attack? Nope! She's fine, just a malignant narcissist who needed all the attention to be on her. She managed to “fall” several times suspiciously when we were posing for photos. FML

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JasonThorn 20

Thursday 18 June 2026 21:57

After the first "fall," you should have sat her down and taken the crutches away. "We don't want to risk you falling and hurting yourself seriously. Just sit back and relax...in this CORNER."

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JasonThorn 20

Thursday 18 June 2026 21:57

After the first "fall," you should have sat her down and taken the crutches away. "We don't want to risk you falling and hurting yourself seriously. Just sit back and relax...in this CORNER."

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