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Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34162) - you deserved it (24793)

On 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm - intimacy - by bill219 (man) - United States (Texas)

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Get ready for Wincest comments galore...

#1 - On 12/07/2012 at 11:27pm by Mischief109

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Never look someone in the eyes while you or they are eating a banana..

#4 - On 12/07/2012 at 11:28pm by dixiefoxx

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