Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML
by thanks, fuckface / 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
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That's fucking awesome haha
#1 - On 11/16/2012 at 8:37pm by IntoTheClouds
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Normally I'd be offended that a Lord of the Rings reference would turn you off, but no matter how awesome he is, Gollum and sex are thoughts that should never be mixed. Ever.
#6 - On 11/16/2012 at 8:40pm by annalily5
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