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Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35906) - you deserved it (3657)

On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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That's fucking awesome haha

#1 - On 11/16/2012 at 8:37pm by IntoTheClouds

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Normally I'd be offended that a Lord of the Rings reference would turn you off, but no matter how awesome he is, Gollum and sex are thoughts that should never be mixed. Ever.

#6 - On 11/16/2012 at 8:40pm by annalily5

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