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In one of Wiz Khalifa's songs he says "Gotta find the keys to my car, cus I be goin hard" that's how bad he is at rhyming. This line alone asserts his position as worst rapper since rap was invented.

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Soulja Boy will always be the worst rapper. Anyway, if Wiz had said "Gotta find the keys to my car, cus I'm gonna go far" not only would it have rhymed, it would have made fucking sense.

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108- Eminem has talent, but he is so angry in the majority of his songs. They might deal with real-life, but he's telling the same story in almost every song. When I get done listening to him, I'm angry or depressed. That's not any fun.

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136... Kanye West is too far up his own ass to attempt to be any good at anything. Eminem is good at making cute kids, good music somewhat evades him. I've never been able to relate to any of his music, though it's sometimes catchy.

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Lets get to the truth. Fuck every rapper that sucks dick. If you can't freestyle you're a mainstream joke that can't create shit besides just that. Shit. Freestyling is true rapping.

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I still don't understand what these comments have to do with the FML...? But ya Eminem sucks dicks and so does Kanye West.

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Thats why he was named the number one rapper of the 21st century. (saw it on this show with a bunch of famous producers/hip-hop radio show hosts voting who the #1 rapper of the 21st century) and Eminem was 1st out of 10

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Yeah, but definitely not even close to being clever enough to put a c in front of "rap" so it becomes "crap". That takes some kind of brilliance. A Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, De La Soul, The Pharcyde. Listen and learn.

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If you actually sit your ass down and listen to rap, you'll see that some rappers deliver a message. Not to mention you have to appreciate the talent It takes to use their wordplay, off the wall rhyme scheme, and ability to rhyme words you didn't even know existed.

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#153: If you aren't saying something important enough to write down, you probably should just keep it to yourself. Most freestyle and battle rappers aren't making up the rhymes there on the spot. They rehearse them and then spit them when they fit the right situation.

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Agreed. As far as the FML goes well then, you must really suck. Either that or he just isn't satisfied with himself, but I doubt that. :D

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#154. You have no idea what your talking about. You honestly dont know anything. First of all. Underground or not, every rapper cares about money.

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I'm kinda with starsfan on this one. Normally I'd say to talk it out, but since he seems like a child, you have to treat him like one. Do to him what he's done to you, and he'll probably pout at first but then change his tune.

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Why is it that EVERY minor problem, the solution people give is "dump him"? At this point I feel lime you would dump your boyfriend for breathing too slowly

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I think your BF needs some counseling and psyche meds. Something is seriously wrong. Unless of course you mean it happens to you a lot, in which case you really need to learn some new moves. You're doing it wrong.

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Ask if he what's to "spice things up" before he gets too pissy and cheats. When guys throw a hissy fit like he's on his period.. It's time to spice things up.

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FML's solution to every relationship problem ever! "Break up with him!" I reckon there's another way. If they're old enough to be having sex, then they're mature enough to talk their problems out...

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Well... If (he/she) falls asleep during sex, that would be a THEM problem. If he/she falls asleep after orgasm, that's a normal reaction, since it releases endorphins. OPs problem is worse because if this is his reaction EVERY time, it means OP has subjected herself to this more than once, I certainly hope your partner doesn't fall asleep often during sex.

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Yeah I could have sworn when I read this FML I pictured OP's boyfriend as depressed or something, especially if he just stares at the ceiling afterwards. Otherwise this is a pretty weird way to complain about sex.

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Agreed. I thought op's boyfriend was referring to there being nothing in life but sex. Definitely existential crisis over bad sex. If I were op I'd object to the histrionics more than anything else. If he wants more to life he should go out and find it, seeking help if necessary. He shouldn't be making op feel bad by going all melodramatic at inappropriate times.

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wth? I get banned for a week and my post deleted for saying "retard" and here you guys are spewing out retard this and retard that with no punishments. How retarded of the moderation teams

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So at the peak of ultimate happiness he must deny himself because enjoying sex is mainstream. Hipsters ruin everything.

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