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Today, my boyfriend excitedly showed me his new juicer, and used up all the fruit in the house making new concoctions. It was adorable until later on, in the middle of getting frisky, he asked if we could go to the grocery store to buy more fruit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25102) - you deserved it (2931)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Juiced (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Your love life sounds like something from a TV show...

#1 - On 09/26/2012 at 6:09pm by redhedsaysrawr

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Maybe he wants to eat it off your lady-parts (:

#3 - On 09/26/2012 at 6:10pm by DomDomxoxo

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