By Juiced - 26/09/2012 18:46 - United States - Denver

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Today, my boyfriend excitedly showed me his new juicer, and used up all the fruit in the house making new concoctions. It was adorable until later on, in the middle of getting frisky, he asked if we could go to the grocery store to buy more fruit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 505
You deserved it 3 376

Same thing different taste

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redhedsaysrawr 18

Your love life sounds like something from a TV show...

Maybe he wants to eat it off your lady-parts (:

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redhedsaysrawr 18

Your love life sounds like something from a TV show...

He wanted to put his banana in your avocado and make some juice!...no? Okay...back to my hole.

He wanted to peel you to reveal what's hiding underneath.

JustDerpin 11

Maybe this is the same OP from the FML when OP's boyfriend just wanted to cuddle

perdix 29

Every time you have an ******, he says, "But, wait, there's more!"

Old FML reference. Kudos And that's not all; it slices AND it dices. ;) Edit: Ugh, that was pretty weak.

Karalela44 15

Maybe he wants to eat it off your lady-parts (:

There will always be sex but will there always be juicers?

yeah...I've heard mangos are a good choice. just saying ;)

Mangoes?? I was thinking melons, bananas, cucumbers and such fruits.

No, that's a bad idea, because the sugar in the fruit can cause a yeast infection.

Was it a Jack LaLaine juicer? If so it's totally worth it!

Hmm, well they say there's a fetish for everything. Maybe he really really likes fruit.

Some people have foot fetishes. Others like fruit. Do bananas turn you on?

No, bananas just make me feel inadequate... ):

Your picture makes you look like you are truly saddened by bananas. +1 to you!

Make him juice beets. I've heard they're good for stamina. ;)