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Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28494) - you deserved it (6175)

On 09/24/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by disgusted - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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Yep and...YOU married him.

#2 - On 09/24/2012 at 6:49pm by Xquisite1

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Now you need to come up with a way to get him back even grosser.

Make him regret doing it and see the humor in it, not the disgust. :P

#1 - On 09/24/2012 at 6:48pm by LadyGore

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