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Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17882) - you deserved it (3972)

On 09/24/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by disgusted - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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Yep and...YOU married him.

#2 - On 09/24/2012 at 6:49pm by Xquisite1

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Contrary to what my second grade teacher once told me, farts are still funny when I'm in my twenties. Your husband is, therefore, hilarious.

#8 - On 09/24/2012 at 6:53pm by redreynard

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