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Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30658) - you deserved it (7445)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)

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It's that small?

#1 - On 09/14/2012 at 3:12am by SkoomaKi

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Well at least you know she gives amazing blowjobs effortlessly, since it's obvious her mind was elsewhere.

#3 - On 09/14/2012 at 3:14am by kimmi41509

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