Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 10:20am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
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Return the favor grab his junk and make squeaking noises.
#3 - On 09/08/2012 at 2:12pm by iseyixes
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You should have farted after he honked your boob and said, "Oops, faulty valve."
#18 - On 09/08/2012 at 2:28pm by perdix
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