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Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML

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On 09/08/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Return the favor grab his junk and make squeaking noises.

#3 - On 09/08/2012 at 2:12pm by iseyixes

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You should have farted after he honked your boob and said, "Oops, faulty valve."

#18 - On 09/08/2012 at 2:28pm by perdix

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