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Man or woman?

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19007) - you deserved it (24413)

On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)

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You're dating the dream woman of many men. Don't complain.

#4 - On 09/04/2012 at 3:07am by ObsessedWithMe

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She's a keeper?

#1 - On 09/04/2012 at 3:03am by Liamj774

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