Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (27194) - you deserved it (5028)
On 09/03/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Tyler 's life also sucksToday, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm…
DrunkenShopper also deserved itToday, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I…
Because you asked, bitch.
#1 - On 09/03/2012 at 12:58pm by Screwie
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+588 | 17
With her attitude, might as well use your hand.
#2 - On 09/03/2012 at 12:58pm by DomDomxoxo
+266 | 16
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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