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Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (30257) - you deserved it (5404)

On 09/03/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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Because you asked, bitch.

Proper answer.

#1 - On 09/03/2012 at 12:58pm by Screwie

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With her attitude, might as well use your hand.

#2 - On 09/03/2012 at 12:58pm by DomDomxoxo

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