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Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23086) - you deserved it (9241)

On 08/24/2012 at 9:53am - intimacy - by chunkymonkey (woman) - United States

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They're handles... For when you're making love. I think he used them properly

#1 - On 08/24/2012 at 12:49pm by 0RedPenguin0

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Yup they are called like that for a reason

#2 - On 08/24/2012 at 12:50pm by sasoriakasuna

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