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Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16787) - you deserved it (34622)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by shelby124 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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"Don't worry, he's not as big as your husband."

#6 - On 08/15/2012 at 1:20pm by Yellow_Fish79

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But then you compliment her on her cooking and it's all good.

#1 - On 08/15/2012 at 1:19pm by cash_monkey72

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