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Today, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. My husband told me he sees the eye of Sauron every time he goes down on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23528) - you deserved it (3419)

On 07/26/2012 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by LOTRfail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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And you should have said you see a tiny hobbit whenever you go down on him.

#4 - On 07/27/2012 at 3:13am by that1guy1

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If he means that your vagina possesses him and makes him do its bidding, then he's absolutely correct.

#5 - On 07/27/2012 at 3:14am by DocBastard

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