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Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said "I was thinking McDonald's". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17931) - you deserved it (3209)

On 07/26/2012 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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If you like McDonald's, then I see no problem.

Or you could do a 69, you would both get something at the same time. Its a win win either option!

#3 - On 07/26/2012 at 5:19pm by SkoomaKi

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Mmm McDick. You want fries with that?

#6 - On 07/26/2012 at 5:20pm by kitkat2014

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