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Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29224) - you deserved it (3203)

On 07/14/2012 at 8:50pm - intimacy - by checkup (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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I just love the wording of this FML.

#2 - On 07/14/2012 at 11:11pm by DKjazz

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Genital warts.. still the girl of your dreams?

#1 - On 07/14/2012 at 11:11pm by sunnyt

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