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Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by yeastly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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I wonder if Bella did that. It would explain why Edward Cullen avoided sex with her for so long.

#1 - On 07/09/2012 at 6:49pm by HairyPunisher

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Put some flour and some butter in your pants. It won't cure anything, but garlic bread you'll make will be delicious!

#3 - On 07/09/2012 at 6:52pm by perdix

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