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By yeastly - 09/07/2012 19:54 - United States - Amery

Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 12:00

Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 23:01 - United States

Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML

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By Bottomless_Pit_for_the_NOMS - 23/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Miami

Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML

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By stanky - 22/04/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was quiet about it. Ten minutes later, my mom walks out of the same bathroom and goes "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky" FML

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Disgusting

By ocdeane - 01/10/2019 22:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 21:57 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 14:02 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me while I was at work. She did so by telling me she has a yeast infection. FML

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By whyme - 07/02/2012 06:38 - United States

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

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Believe her next time

By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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Tuesday 10 July 2012 0:49

I wonder if Bella did that. It would explain why Edward Cullen avoided sex with her for so long.

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 July 2012 0:52

Put some flour and some butter in your pants. It won't cure anything, but garlic bread you'll make will be delicious!

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xgetxbentx 13

Tuesday 10 July 2012 11:12

Really? Ydi for not just going to the doctor, that's disgusting and probably not very hygienic.

Vero2410 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 14:13

So you didn't shower after using the garlic. That's nasty

santel_fml 8

Tuesday 10 July 2012 14:34

Garlic, really? Idiot

chey296927413 3

Tuesday 10 July 2012 15:27

Eat yogurt! It restores the natural flora your body needs!

hm23b 1

Tuesday 10 July 2012 15:39

Ewwww

lazy_girl 12

Tuesday 10 July 2012 15:47

It's called Monistat 7... If your mom loves you, she'll buy it for you.

s0ulslack 20

Tuesday 10 July 2012 19:01

One thing to ask, got any cheese togo with that garlic? I'm hungry

s0ulslack 20

Tuesday 10 July 2012 19:03

wtf is Bella

demonkey_fml 4

Tuesday 10 July 2012 20:58

Monistat, it's available over the counter. Better yet, visit a local clinic and have a pap smear. You are cruising for an infection.

BaconBoy75 2

Tuesday 10 July 2012 21:00

That must have been a lot of garlic you were eating. Oh wait, you used it as an ointment?

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