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By yeastly - 09/07/2012 19:54 - United States - Amery

Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 21:57 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 14:02 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me while I was at work. She did so by telling me she has a yeast infection. FML

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By whyme - 07/02/2012 06:38 - United States

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

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By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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HairyPunisher 27

Tuesday 10 July 2012 0:49

I wonder if Bella did that. It would explain why Edward Cullen avoided sex with her for so long.

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 July 2012 0:52

Put some flour and some butter in your pants. It won't cure anything, but garlic bread you'll make will be delicious!

Comments

sonicgreg 12

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:09

Spicy

kjtk 2

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:14

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

flutter4 7

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:41

Why are you being so harsh? She was embarrassed to tell her mom but none of us reading this know her. That is the difference.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 10 July 2012 2:05

18 = A serious bitch. And this bitch, is trippin'.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Tuesday 10 July 2012 2:10

Damn, #18, who the **** shit in your cereal this morning? CTFD.

adamgrainsofsand 1

Tuesday 10 July 2012 5:34

Ur grammur is special.

doglover569 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 7:11

Your** Grammar**

In_some_bullshit 13

Tuesday 10 July 2012 7:32

Spell grammar correct, when hating on someone else's grammar!

skittihorse 8

Tuesday 10 July 2012 8:00

^ It was obvious sarcasm

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Tuesday 10 July 2012 8:10

One of those moments where you wish you could thumb down a comment multiple times.... Damnit: D:

nahbean13 3

Tuesday 10 July 2012 8:47

Use grammar correctly* when hating on someone else's grammar.

nahbean13 3

Tuesday 10 July 2012 8:47

Use grammar correctly* when hating on someone else's grammar.

TinyEMT 6

Tuesday 10 July 2012 10:23

This is coming from someone who can't spell out the words "you", "your", and "are." Come on, now..really?

Lillzkog 1

Tuesday 10 July 2012 10:47

Crap. Accidently thumbed her up. May someone be kind and thumb her down for me :>

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Tuesday 10 July 2012 10:52

Please go back to first grade, you've seem to have forgotten your grammar.

fatimawazhere 14

Monday 21 July 2014 4:04

Quite rude. There's no need to say that. 1. U still don't know them so who gives. And 2. It's entertaining u by reading this LOL

SayPeanuts 29

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:16

Buy some Vagisil. I don't get why you wouldn't do that in the first place. I'd be more embarrassed over being stupid enough to cure it with garlic then going to the chemist.

GothicAngel17 24

Tuesday 10 July 2012 10:24

Believe it or not garlic works. Whereas the treatments that you can buy from a pharmacist are over priced, don't always work, or only work for a little while and the yeast fungus can become also become immune to the various pharmaceutical treatments available. This could very well have been a last resort, or maybe OP didn't want to ask her mother for money because she was embarrassed?

max_bleu 2

Wednesday 11 July 2012 5:46

Some people are allergic to treatments like vagisil and monostat. Makes for the WORST itching you have ever experienced. And no way to scratch it.

osteobabe 13

Wednesday 11 July 2012 14:27

Vagisil is evil stuff.

CTVrhythmguitari 8

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:18

Jesus **** that's awful. Why the hell would you do that? -.-

hockeyoceancity 13

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:48

Jesus ****? Nice...

CTVrhythmguitari 8

Tuesday 10 July 2012 2:11

Yeah dood ._.

GothicAngel17 24

Tuesday 10 July 2012 23:47

Because it works just as well as the over priced pharmaceutical treatments (some of which can be REALLY nasty while using them, a lot more so than garlic). If anything for a lot of women, it works better.

rcgirl2 11

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:21

Ewwww. Who does that? Does that even work? Anyway, maybe you should go to the doctor and see what they say about your yeast infection.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:26

Sourdough(sp?), anyone? Oh god, I made myself sick.

wildsweetchild 19

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:29

Wth? How's garlic can help down there? Wouldn't it burn? Some people surely take all the remedies way to far. Go to the doctor, get the prescription and deal is done...no smelly garlic pants.

mommykrissy_05 7

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:30

Go to a doctor instead putting foreign things in there or on there can only make things worse!!! They do make medicine for that why use seasonings YDI