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By yeastly - 09/07/2012 19:54 - United States - Amery

Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 12:00

Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 23:01 - United States

Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML

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By Bottomless_Pit_for_the_NOMS - 23/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Miami

Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML

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By stanky - 22/04/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was quiet about it. Ten minutes later, my mom walks out of the same bathroom and goes "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky" FML

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Disgusting

By ocdeane - 01/10/2019 22:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 21:57 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 14:02 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me while I was at work. She did so by telling me she has a yeast infection. FML

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By whyme - 07/02/2012 06:38 - United States

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

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By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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Tuesday 10 July 2012 0:49

I wonder if Bella did that. It would explain why Edward Cullen avoided sex with her for so long.

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 July 2012 0:52

Put some flour and some butter in your pants. It won't cure anything, but garlic bread you'll make will be delicious!

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zyprexa_fml 10

Tuesday 10 July 2012 21:51

YDI because why would you use garlic to try to cure a yeast infection? That's just disgusting! Why not just go to your local drugstore and pick up some yeast infection curing ointment over the counter? If you couldn't drive or didn't have the money why didn't you just ask your mom? She's a woman of course she would have understood.

Bigmoneyshotz 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 21:51

Add some butter and you could make garlic bread. What were you thinking.

BenignSociopath 10

Tuesday 10 July 2012 21:52

The only real FML element to this is her being ashamed of it. I tried the garlic thing last year when I was too busy with work to see my PCP, and it worked well. It's a friggin yeast infection. As a woman, they happen in life. Of all people to be embaressed infront of, it shouldn't be the person whose ****** you probably crawled out of, and who has also probably had a few in her day. Have some pride, OP. Or atleast confidence in whatever it is that you decide to do in life. It's not like it was heroin for a cold sore or something harmful and/or ineffective.

OffToTheGayBar 9

Tuesday 10 July 2012 22:56

Ha, people say penises are scary...

melrose90210 10

Wednesday 11 July 2012 0:00

Visit the drug store , not the supermarket .

juleshebert 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 1:56

What's yeast?

noisebox 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 19:28

Yeeeeerkkkkk, was there a rotten fish smell mixed in too?

skittlestrailmix 14

Wednesday 11 July 2012 20:50

I'm a nursing student and this apparently works, as according to my professor. If you ask me having an ongoing yeast infection is grosser than garlic... She obviously didn't want to or couldn't use a chemicals remedy.