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Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32966) - you deserved it (8295)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)

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Get a new girlfriend? Or try a BOYfriend? ^^;

#5 - On 07/03/2012 at 4:36pm by drawmyhearton

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Does she turn you off that much? Maybe you don't need to be together.

#4 - On 07/03/2012 at 4:36pm by bmkc4

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