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man ur an idiot.. why the fuck send a chick a picture of ur dick.. u make her wait for it atleast.. and her phones gotta have a small screen or something.. unless she has an iPhone than.. that's just sad

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yeah, I wonder why pol send pictures of their genitalia too. You're only giving your s/o a chance to show all their friends, or post it to some website. Haven't you ever seen that happen to someone??? Even if it was only on tv? On the news @ least? I'm posting this again b/c my comment didn't show up. If it does show up, sorry for the double post...

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anyone's penis look small on a phone... u should tell her to measure it with her mouth next time

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LOLers! Seriously though I can already see you sitting there like a loser taking a picture of your willy. Ew.

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#39 omg that's like soo awesome! I'd totally do you now you've said that on the internet. (I don't think I have to mention that was meant sarcastically, but just to be sure: It wasw meant sarcastically)

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39 go put your huge cock to use instead of wasting my time by posting stupid shit. its obvious you have a 2 inch cock, just admit it and go away.

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54- I like your sarcasm lmao I think 39 is some 8 year old kid that got permission to use fml and msn from his parents and feels like he is a bad ass

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What, does one need a permission to visit this site? If I were a kid, I'd just not tell my parents and delete the browser history afterwards :P

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...Aaand that's why you don't send picks of your penis. That's it for today's class! See you tomorrow when we talk about what not to stock in your vagina!

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Your gammar sucks that small penis of yours, and YDI for sending dick pics. I hope she puts them on the Internet.

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61 has a tiny penis, as emphasised by the fact he is trying to show his muscles off on the Internet and clearly has penis shame.

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138, haha noo, why should I hate you? we had a little argument here in comments a while ago but I guess, it's quite natural that people can't agree about just everything. overall I like your way of thinking. :)

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120 .. u feelin jelious huh I don't mind that u have the need to hate on my achievements due to your lack of determination to move your ass and hit the gym

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if I was this guy, that woulda bruised the ego a bit. but since I'm not, I can laugh :P poor OP .. it's okay!

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i have worked put that guys who brag that theu have large a large penis half the time actually have small a penis, i have a freind in year 9 who kwpt braggibg about having a large penis then got cacked with an erection... all i have to say is that my teory was proved that day

lmao. Idk what to say OP.. go get some extenze? Try that, i guess. I hear it works from a few friends of mine.

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Don't mind #5, apparently they have a drinking problem seeing as they spelt noob wrong and the fact that his martini is bigger then his head which also makes me question his sexuality.

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actually your correction of his spelling of the word "nub" shows that you don't know what you're talking about. Nub is commonly used in many different online video games. So yeah his drink is bigger than his head - he might be gay or in the closet, but he spelt noob as it is implying that he could be a huge nerd. Hence, a gay nerd.

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Actually, my dad drinks martini's and has been married to my step-mom for 15 years, owns 8 Verizon stores, and lives in a 6500 sq. ft. home. So questioning someone's sexuality because of a drink seems really ignorant.

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Basing peoples sexuality on what they own or have is ignorant. You shouldn't judge him for what he's hiding from your family that's his buisness.

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Also you forgot his name sounds gay and his old picture, which was of a man who looked like a transvestite.

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See Linx sees it. I bet in about 10 days we will see an fml about you dad and lickmyjock. I promise not to say we told you so.

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I don't see any caps or "!" so I don't believe so. thanks for asking though :) You gays are so nice and sensitive :D

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#62, okay, so he's gay and you look like a convict. No wonder your gaydar went off. it's super sensitive, too :-)

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to 30, 6500 ft isn't impressive. lol I my dads a construction worker, and we have 2100 just for our driveway. plus a lot of land in our back feild, and in our front yard, and by the side of our house. plus I have a trampoline. just sayin.

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81- no one gives a shit about the size of your driveway or that you own a trampoline. sorry to break it to you and all.

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85- actually, I was just proving how his yard really is nothing to brag about. when your from WISCONSIN :D, 6500 is the size of a thumbtack. hahaha

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Ratard, you do realize that 6500 is referring to the square footage of the house, not the lot, right? And 6500 sq ft is huge by anyone's standards. The trampoline comment was so amazing that I laughed out loud. No way!! Trampoline?!?! Get out!

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