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Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23295) - you deserved it (2003)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she…

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'Come on, it's a bargain! Only one previous owner!'

#2 - On 06/24/2012 at 1:03pm by lancesky

See in context

+264 | 7

Give him a break, he had to improvise because he ran out of scrap metal.

#8 - On 06/24/2012 at 1:06pm by bananagrams

See in context

+83 | 9

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