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Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27911) - you deserved it (4253)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)

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You Can't?

#3 - On 06/21/2012 at 6:08am by zaksyak

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You hit the jackpot there

#2 - On 06/21/2012 at 6:07am by xoxosuperbad

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