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By RawrSparkle - / Friday 21 September 2012 07:31 / United States
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You're so right. In light of your wisdom, brilliance, and maturity, I suppose I'll have to "get on my knees and suck yo dick," as you so request in your profile, my good sixteen-year-old man.

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No, no you are not. But it's better than the one guy a few days ago talking on the FML about having a flat chest and said he didn't care and there fore thought he was "a real Romeo" and then proceeded to tall every to face plant the cement and had a bunch of random sentences thrown in...god people piss me off sometimes...

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Sayings kids don't get anymore. :-( my bad,I guess I need to keep in mind that young teens also look at Fml.

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20- I really wanna thumb up your comment but the fact that your "69" comment has 69 thumbs up is just absolutely perfect and I don't wanna ruin it. Lol

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I think you guys are being a bit harsh. Sure it isn't delightfully immature, but he's not being obscene in any way. Thinking the thumbs down system is being abused

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171, if you're referring to 51 he's getting thumbed down because he took what was a semi-funny joke and completely ruined it by being "technical". The thumbs aren't not being abused, and the negativity has nothing to do with maturity or obscenity.. it was just a sucky comment.

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Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Seems quite random to even have a cookie cutter in the shape of a penis if you ask me. It could be for an upcoming bachelorette party, or a new messy alternative to the old fad of dildos and cucumbers! ;)

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That is exactly what I was thinking! Maybe she was bored and made them like that as a joke. My friends and I did that once at like 2 in the morning during a sleepover.

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#64, considering that the OP is not very attractive, and her victim will be quite inebriated, "it" most certainly would not be "very hard" -- it could remain flaccid and floppy.

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64 what are you talking about, if op goes to a bar or club at closing and wears something slutty it doesn't matter how ugly she is, probably going to succeed

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I live in philadelhpia, and there's a store called Condom Kingdom that sells penis shaped cookie cutters. They also sell penis candy yum.

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#107. Deductive reasoning. If the OP is so desperate to get a penis in her mouth that she has to resort to buying or making penis-shaped cookies, she must be rather unattractive. Any ordinary-looking girl should be able to get a dick in her mouth if she wants it *lowers sunglasses* hard enough.

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All this debate about why she was making dick shaped cookies. If I was bored enough to bake cookies and had a breast shaped option, why not?

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Maybe she just doesn't have a boyfriend and doesn't just go suck random guys' dicks. She might have made the cookies to be funny for a gift or something. And from how big of an ass you're being I would think that you're either really ugly with no life or just a big time douche bag.

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Aw come on, he's just trying to be funny- no need to start a comment war. Although I don't agree with the assumption that she is ugly, it was a good attempt.

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Well there are worse things that could've happened like say, finding your roommate's dirty, smelly dildo under the bed...

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7) (in my personal opinion) yours looks like it has balls on both ends . . . What kind of guys do YOU go for ???!

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