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By RawrSparkle - / Friday 21 September 2012 07:31 / United States - Davis
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  siickman  |  7

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  siickman  |  7

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  syki  |  22

You're so right. In light of your wisdom, brilliance, and maturity, I suppose I'll have to "get on my knees and suck yo dick," as you so request in your profile, my good sixteen-year-old man.

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  GypsyRover  |  0

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  M3LAKNEE  |  3

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

No, no you are not. But it's better than the one guy a few days ago talking on the FML about having a flat chest and said he didn't care and there fore thought he was "a real Romeo" and then proceeded to tall every to face plant the cement and had a bunch of random sentences thrown in...god people piss me off sometimes...

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  mowmowlife  |  21

I think you guys are being a bit harsh. Sure it isn't delightfully immature, but he's not being obscene in any way. Thinking the thumbs down system is being abused

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  simonsaysYDI  |  8

171, if you're referring to 51 he's getting thumbed down because he took what was a semi-funny joke and completely ruined it by being "technical". The thumbs aren't not being abused, and the negativity has nothing to do with maturity or obscenity.. it was just a sucky comment.

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  MrsAlexander83  |  10

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Seems quite random to even have a cookie cutter in the shape of a penis if you ask me. It could be for an upcoming bachelorette party, or a new messy alternative to the old fad of dildos and cucumbers! ;)

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  MetalxSoldier  |  26

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  perdix  |  29

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  crimsonlover4  |  30

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  mars13_fml  |  8

That is exactly what I was thinking! Maybe she was bored and made them like that as a joke. My friends and I did that once at like 2 in the morning during a sleepover.

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  perdix  |  29

#64, considering that the OP is not very attractive, and her victim will be quite inebriated, "it" most certainly would not be "very hard" -- it could remain flaccid and floppy.

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  agonydrum  |  7

64 what are you talking about, if op goes to a bar or club at closing and wears something slutty it doesn't matter how ugly she is, probably going to succeed

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  perdix  |  29

#107. Deductive reasoning. If the OP is so desperate to get a penis in her mouth that she has to resort to buying or making penis-shaped cookies, she must be rather unattractive. Any ordinary-looking girl should be able to get a dick in her mouth if she wants it *lowers sunglasses* hard enough.

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  jroxursox1  |  10

Maybe she just doesn't have a boyfriend and doesn't just go suck random guys' dicks. She might have made the cookies to be funny for a gift or something. And from how big of an ass you're being I would think that you're either really ugly with no life or just a big time douche bag.

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  aksweetheart  |  7

Aw come on, he's just trying to be funny- no need to start a comment war. Although I don't agree with the assumption that she is ugly, it was a good attempt.

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  cheshireau  |  25

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By  Shadow_Phantom  |  26

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