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By RawrSparkle - / Friday 21 September 2012 07:31 / United States - Davis
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  siickman  |  7

Well assuming they arent full size penis and are flat it shouldnt be that hard to fit more than two ;x

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  siickman  |  7

Yay being thumbed down for not being funny or going with the flow of immaturity. Here they come again :)

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  syki  |  22

You're so right. In light of your wisdom, brilliance, and maturity, I suppose I'll have to "get on my knees and suck yo dick," as you so request in your profile, my good sixteen-year-old man.

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  GypsyRover  |  0

Lol. Look at the irony. Usually you try to put a dick in a cookie. Oh well,eat a dick. Lol. If op was low on cash flow they could say that they are broke dick.

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  M3LAKNEE  |  3

Well now when a girl says "suck my dick" ot can litteraly be done. Just take her cookie and suck. The only thing is that it will probably dissolve in your mouth. Swallow bitches.

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

No, no you are not. But it's better than the one guy a few days ago talking on the FML about having a flat chest and said he didn't care and there fore thought he was "a real Romeo" and then proceeded to tall every to face plant the cement and had a bunch of random sentences thrown in...god people piss me off sometimes...

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  mowmowlife  |  21

I think you guys are being a bit harsh. Sure it isn't delightfully immature, but he's not being obscene in any way. Thinking the thumbs down system is being abused

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  simonsaysYDI  |  8

171, if you're referring to 51 he's getting thumbed down because he took what was a semi-funny joke and completely ruined it by being "technical". The thumbs aren't not being abused, and the negativity has nothing to do with maturity or obscenity.. it was just a sucky comment.

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  MrsAlexander83  |  10

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Seems quite random to even have a cookie cutter in the shape of a penis if you ask me. It could be for an upcoming bachelorette party, or a new messy alternative to the old fad of dildos and cucumbers! ;)

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  MetalxSoldier  |  26

I would think that eating dirty cookies off the floor would be hard to swallow. If you know what I mean!

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  perdix  |  29

Because she can't get any real penis to put in her mouth, she baked a substitute. She should just go to a bar around closing time and get the real deal. It's not that hard.

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  crimsonlover4  |  30

Perhaps OP dropped the delicious penis-shaped cookies as she was reaching for a teabag for the tea that was to go along with the penis cookies

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  mars13_fml  |  8

That is exactly what I was thinking! Maybe she was bored and made them like that as a joke. My friends and I did that once at like 2 in the morning during a sleepover.

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  perdix  |  29

#64, considering that the OP is not very attractive, and her victim will be quite inebriated, "it" most certainly would not be "very hard" -- it could remain flaccid and floppy.

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  agonydrum  |  7

64 what are you talking about, if op goes to a bar or club at closing and wears something slutty it doesn't matter how ugly she is, probably going to succeed

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  perdix  |  29

#107. Deductive reasoning. If the OP is so desperate to get a penis in her mouth that she has to resort to buying or making penis-shaped cookies, she must be rather unattractive. Any ordinary-looking girl should be able to get a dick in her mouth if she wants it *lowers sunglasses* hard enough.

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  jroxursox1  |  10

Maybe she just doesn't have a boyfriend and doesn't just go suck random guys' dicks. She might have made the cookies to be funny for a gift or something. And from how big of an ass you're being I would think that you're either really ugly with no life or just a big time douche bag.

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  aksweetheart  |  7

Aw come on, he's just trying to be funny- no need to start a comment war. Although I don't agree with the assumption that she is ugly, it was a good attempt.

By  Jeffo193  |  13

Why the penis cookies?

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  cheshireau  |  25

This is the best FML ever.

By  Shadow_Phantom  |  26

Kinda speechless on this one... *Clicks the YDI option*

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