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Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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You did her so good... You knocked her unconscious AND gave her an orgasm. Kudos to you champion of the bedroom.

#4 - On 06/14/2012 at 6:23am by MrFuzzles

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Anyone else disturbed that he apparently noticed she had fallen asleep kept going?

#8 - On 06/14/2012 at 6:29am by KitGrey

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