Maybe she doesn't want to talk it. Talking doesn't fix those kind of problems.

Um, yes it does help to fix such problems. Communication is the key to ANYTHING in a relationship.

Talking about bad sex does no magically make it better...it just makes both parties aware of it.

Yes then, when aware of the specific issues, they can come up with an action plan to fix it. Idiot.

Talking about something and doing something are complete different. You can have the best action plan that does not mean that anything will change.

Yeah but talking about it is the first step toward fixing it. I don't know about you but I don't magically know what my boyfriend wants just by him looking at me.

121- if you do have a lover I feel like he's just pleasing himself. Talking about issues in the bedroom should fix them "I don't like when you do that." It probably shouldn't be done anymore/as often "I wanna try this." Next time that should be done. At least that's how it works for me, and other people it seems like.

"Zzzzz...wah? Huh? What the ****? Oh! Oh god yes!" "Cut the bullshit, I know you were sleep." "...and you kept going?!"

yeah, this FML is just plain disturbing on a whole bunch of different levels. She falls asleep and he doesn't stop, she won't communicate to him what he needs to do to get her off and fakes it instead...whole lotta trouble going on here.

If she took the time to fake an ******, its obviously not rape.

But during the time she was asleep, it was... I guess.

She must've been on the bottom

Exhaustion. She was probably already tired and he nagged her into having sex. If that's the case she was probably going to fake it just to get him off of her so she could go to sleep. It just happened in the wrong order ;)

Or. . . . . . Sex swing?

CSB: I knew a guy who fell asleep while getting a beej. The woman who was giving it to him told all his friends and he never lived it down.

Bj*

Or they could be saying it as beej... Can also be referred to as a beejer, or gobbie

Seems to me that they have one boring sex life ... :p

at first I read that as "shut ups"

Aren't sit ups and crunches the same thing? And what does that have to do with his wife going to sleep?

No, sit-ups are all the way up and back down. Crunches are short-rapid movements.

Oh now I see how it could make OP better Great now I gotta get ready for thumb downs Any exercise that helps with that?

#31, My guess is DaBugg meant that ab exercises will allow him to deliver more vigorous pelvic thrusts which would keep his wife awake. I'm thinking that he might also benefit from "shut-ups" if his dirty talk is so boring that it's sleep-inducing.

Creampie .-. Jk Facial Wake her up with some love juice .-.

that is just gross!!>_<..

I know .-. I read it over and well.. I wish there was a delete button I should just not comment at 5am anymore

O well..

48) please keep it up, you're the only one I really notice commenting on this site :D

Sorry but I have to draw the line right there :3 I was trying to bore myself not disgust people with my stupid comments x.X well auzz see you at another Fml

Good job chickingreenvan, there goes my entertainment for the next hour >:(

Or she was just, y'know, tired. I have insomnia and when I used to take a certain medicine, it knocked me out. I almost fell asleep in the shower. Obviously this isn't the same case since she woke back up, but I've had nights where I've fallen asleep on the phone and woke up to say something, only to find the call was ended.

And how does that make you feel??

63) depends who the caller was, if it was my aunt I'd be over the ******* moon.

63, it was a small anecdote that related back to the text. Sorry.

Im pretty sure they love each other though.. just that the missus wanted to personally give herself some pleasure without his help..

Honestly where does it say that in the Fml? She fell asleep. Not due to pleasing herself(it'd say that) or his"platinum dick". She just fell asleep.